Title: Small Town Santa (2014)
Synopsis: A small town sheriff (Dean Cain) arrests an intruder in his own home on Christmas Eve. This intruder seems to believe he\’s Santa Claus.
Why You Should Watch: Dean Cain is a good reason to watch with the Easter egg-ish sticker on his computer that reads \”Real Heroes Don\’t Wear Capes.\” (A wink to his days as Superman.) And I thought it was hilarious that the toy of the year is called \”Commando Dutch\” and it has a tagline \”He\’s got wooden shoes…\” Yeah, it\’s a dorky film with about a hundred other cornball phrases like that one.
Cornball Meter: 5/5 (So much corn, it will get stuck in your teeth!)